Displayed inside a display cabinet on the third floor of the MCG rests a neon pink outfit performed in by the pop star. The show in front of 100,024 spectators was hailed as a major hit.
It's possible you enjoy Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the ultimate present to music known to man. Or you could adopt a balanced view, admitting that some tracks are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that entertainment can take many forms. Preferences differ. There is not a single method to produce literature or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. It's difficult to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon conditions.
The weather, the time of day, the red ball – the factors are countless. Above all is the pitch.
If Test cricket is art, the strip is the foundation on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The MCG Match
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the established format taken to pieces and reassembled in an unusual manner.
Let's be clear, this isn't a defence of the pitch which produced a triumph and the another short match of the series.
Leaving a thick layer on the wicket, resulting in a cascade of wickets tumbling in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a varied portfolio, over two thousand matches and ongoing. On occasion, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball moves excessively for the seamers. Other times, it grips and turns on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are particularly captivating owing to the investment devoted in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Some factors are embraced more freely than others.
The contention in Melbourne was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were unable from showcasing their talents.
The format is about adapting to challenges – interpreting the conditions and adapting accordingly. The best individual innings were made by world-class stars. One side was less disciplined than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Go and inform the devotees who have endured 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
In one section of the ground, thousands celebrated and sang their songs, generating a carnival vibe in a heartland of national pride.
There was belief as the bowlers excelled, advantage when the top order fought back, and rapturous celebration when the victory was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has form with controversial surfaces. In the past, a game there featured a wicket with the character of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a marathon, with minimal action and interminable tedium. The two-day game and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the range – one is not more the standard, yet significance can be found in them.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the memory.
"Far from being the end of Test cricket at all," commented a past champion. "Spectators who have been fortunate to see these two days have been treated to some real entertainment. Different entertainment."
Small Victories: Looking Ahead
In the preparation to this Test, the leader spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his shoulders.
The team responded for him, bringing back the smile to his face.
Different players delivered with crucial roles. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to secure long-term futures, but a foundation to build on.
In the end, this MCG win joins other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the crowd left into a stunning sunset, the squad gathered on the outfield to commence their own festivities.
Savour the moment, boys. It's well deserved.